Indulge Strategically

Welcome to Sloth Spirits, where we take our time to get things just right! In a world obsessed with the hustle, we embrace the leisurely path to perfection. Our distillery, founded by a group of remarkably relaxed distillers, specializes in crafting spirits that encourage you to slow down, unwind, and enjoy each sip with the nonchalance of our spirit animal—the sloth.

At Sloth Spirits, we believe that good things come to those who wait… and wait… and then wait some more. Our barrels are aged with the patience of a sloth taking a leisurely stroll, which in human terms means we’re not rushing anything. Our unique slow-distillation process ensures that every drop of our spirits captures the essence of taking it easy, with flavors so rich and smooth, they’re worth the wait.

From our languidly distilled vodka, which takes its sweet time getting to your glass, to our rum that’s as laid back as a hammock in the breeze, every bottle we produce is a tribute to the art of taking it slow. Our gin is so relaxed, it practically distills itself, and our whiskey has been known to nap in its barrel until it’s just right.

Our mascot, Sammy the Sloth, embodies our philosophy: “Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?” Sammy’s laid-back attitude is infused in every aspect of our brand, from our leisurely fermentation process to our laid-back tasting tours, which might take a bit longer than your average distillery visit but promise a journey through flavor at a pace that truly lets you savor the experience.

So, if you’re the type who appreciates the finer things in life at a more contemplative pace, Sloth Spirits is here to remind you that in the race to create the perfect drink, slow and steady wins the flavor race. Join us, and let’s raise a glass to the slow lane, because life, like a fine spirit, is all about savoring the journey. Cheers to taking it easy, one sip at a time!